So then, tarts.
Custard tarts to be precise. Week 4 of the Great British Bake Off and I've gone and attempted a technical challenge that I knew really, really wouldn't be simple. First off, the recipe's here.
I've rarely made custard from scratch. In fact, prior to this challenge I made crème pâtissière once for a tart I was making up on the spot (here). To further my difficulties I've never eaten a custard tart. I've never wanted to eat a custard tart. I'm not a big fan of nutmeg, and every custard tart I've ever seen reminds me of quiche. Quiche is the work of the devil.
So, you can see my difficulties began before I even started baking. I have a much better chance of 'winging it' if I at least know how the finished product should taste, and what texture the filling should be. But yes, of course, I watched the episode so I should have known precisely what I was doing.
The recipe itself was simple to follow, I can't deny that much. However, I should have trusted my instincts a little more than I did. I've been baking long enough to know that if I think twice about the thickness of the pastry, I should change the thickness of the pastry!
I did make some mistakes with this challenge, I can't deny it; photographic evidence is forthcoming, I promise.
The pastry was very soft. It was perhaps down to the temperature of the kitchen (although the butter was definitely chilled). Maybe using a whole egg instead of water to bind it together made a difference. It might have needed a little longer in the fridge. One thing's for certain; as easy as it was to roll out and manipulate in the muffin tray, even though there were no tears in the pastry cases the filling still leaked through a few of them.
I did at least have the foresight to use a trick one of the GBBO contestants demonstrated. Don't underestimate the usefulness of the paper. The paper was a huge contributor to the fact that so many came out more or less in one piece!
The handy 'strips of greaseproof paper' trick |
Now, I knew long before these babies came out of the oven that they would look homemade. I was in no doubt that the cutter I used was a little too small for the muffin tin, the pastry was very soft, and that manipulating the raw pastry up the side of the tin a little would push them out of shape. In fact, the pastry was so soft that it was misshapen even before I played around with it. You can see it there too, I know you can; twelve imperfect tarts waiting to get their bottoms browned.
Waiting to go in the oven |
Just a quickie about making the custard before I forget; it was very simple. Follow the instructions and you won't go far wrong. I did use an electric hand whisk for the yolks and sugar to make sure when beaten that they were nice and pale and creamy, but that's all. The making of the custard was uneventful!
Yes. Imperfect is definitely the word. |
Do you see these baked tarts? This is what happens when you use those little strips of paper in the tin. Ignore the ones in the background. Please. But really, it did help immensely. Something I didn't consider was that even after the obligatory 30 mins cooling in the tin, the custard was so light and delicate and the pastry so thin, that removing them without either crushing them or having them fall apart was almost impossible.
A very un-soggy bottom! |
The sogginess of their bottoms was uneven. The twelve tarts you see above were fine, but they were on the top shelf of the oven. It turned out that I rolled the pastry so thinly that there was enough remaining to make a further eight tarts, which of course I did. After all, it never hurts to have spares!
The extra eight tarts went onto a lower shelf in the oven, and yet again I should have trusted my instincts and left them in a little longer. I should have also used the paper in their tray, but curiosity got the better of me and I wanted to see how difficult it was to remove the tarts without said paper.
I say remove...
Me? On GBBO? Really????? |
I wouldn't go so far as to say what was remaining of the eight were tarts. They would have brought on a stern look from Mary Berry and laughter from Paul Hollywood. And we all know your bake is a travesty if Paul Hollywood laughs!
Fully cooled, cut and glistening; one of the eight with slightly under-baked pastry. |
As imperfect as these tarts look, though, once I cut into this one I knew I'd done something right. Finally! This is how the custard should look, right? Oh, for the love of everything covered in flour, please tell me this is how the custard should look!!!
All in all, this wasn't a big fail... just a little one. Despite my trepidation with nutmeg I did eat that one you see up there ^ and it was tasty. It was. I think perhaps I'm just someone who doesn't go crazy on custard. No, that's a whole different show.
So, my tips?
- Use the paper
- Knead the pastry a little more than you normally would
- Use the paper
- Don't be too concerned about getting a thin pastry case, or it will be way too delicate to move
- USE THE PAPER!
I won't be auctioning off these babies for Matty's Bistro; they're just not how they should be and I'm a perfectionist. Other people will get to eat them, but I won't expect anyone to pay for the privilege!
Oh, and as for the 7 leftover egg whites, dad gets a treat. He hates custard so he won't eat the tarts, but he loves a nice pavlova. So now, cooling in the oven, is a huge pavlova that tomorrow will be filled with whipped cream, raspberries and strawberries, and drizzled with homemade lemon curd.
Oh yes, NOW you're talking!
If I remember, there may even be a photo of it here before it's demolished.